June 14th, 2002

The enemy’s game….is soccer.
–Captain Collins

Soccer is just not good. Yes my son plays it, but he’s five, so he really doesn’t understand that it’s bad yet. He’s just out there running around, kicking a ball. If some of these folks would spend one tenth the effort they spend trying to cram a not good sport down America’s throat, we could have some rockin’ Youth Kickball Leagues.

 

I’m still amazed that Robert Ziegler is amazed that so many American soccer fans are liberal. Where did you think the phrase “soccer mom” came from, the sky?

 

On the other side of the fence, Jay Nordlinger knows the deal.

“I wouldn’t watch the World Cup if it was in my backyard and they served free beer.�?

May 15th, 2002

I am with you, Puppet Master!
– Andre Toulon

Economic talk bores me, like most people. At the same time, who can resist some whacky protest action?

Deroy Murdock’s latest article at National Review Online looks at both. There’s nothing in the world to spice up a stockholders meeting, in my opinion, like your basic environmentalist craziness. Apparently, the next skirmish will be held at the ExxonMobil stockholders meeting in Dallas.
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May 14th, 2002

My Advice To You Is To Start Drinking Heavily

–Bluto Blutarsky

Last night was fun. At around 10pm West Coast time we had an earthquake. Unlike most of the denizens of California, I’m not going to refer to this earthquake with some quaint down-home euphemism. The people who try to seem folksy about these things out here, who sound as if they are trying to downplay the whole thing, those are the people who actually try to draw the most attention to themselves. Knock it off already. Wil Rogers is high in heaven, and Garrison Keillor is far away in Minnesota. Read more »

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