March 15th, 2006

I see no point in celebrating the fact that she’s lived so BLOODY LONG.
–Oliver

A very Happy Birthday to Miss Hilary Jane Margaret White, spinster. For those of you who don’t know, Hilary runs a very nice blog by the name of The Devout Life. Please stop by and wish her a great day.

As my tribute to Hilary’s birthday, I include the following bit from the Lair of the Catholic Caveman, in reference to legends of Christ escaping the Crucifixion and living out his life elsewhere on this planet:

Then we have The Savior hangin’ out in England and Wales, undoubtedly ready to leave post-haste due to the horrid food. “Shall I boil your beef for you s’more, Guvnah? Were the jellied eels to your liking, Yer Lordship?”

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Boiled Beef

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Jellied Eels

Also, here’s a few excerpts from a couple of her favorite songs:

Rock On Rockall

Oh the empire is finished no foreign lands to seize
So the greedy eyes of England are looking towards the seas
Two hundred miles from Donegal, there’s a place that’s called Rockall
And the groping hands of Whitehall are grabbing at its walls

Oh rock on Rockall, you’ll never fall to Britain’s greedy hands
Or you’ll meet the same resistance that you did in many lands
May the seagulls rise and pluck your eyes and the water crush your shell,
And the natural gas will burn your arse and blow you all to hell.

Now the seas will not be silent, while Britannia grabs the waves
And remember that the Irish will no longer be your slaves,
And remember that Britannia, well, – she rules the waves no more
So keep your hands off Rockall – it’s Irish to the core.

Boolavogue

He led us on ‘gainst the coming soldiers,
And the cowardly Yeomen we put to flight;
‘Twas at the Harrow the boys of Wexford
Showed Bookey’s Regiment how men could fight
Look out for hirelings, King George of England,
Search ev’ry kingdom where breathes a slave,
For Father Murphy of the County Wexford
Sweeps o’er the land like a mighty wave.

Happy Birthday, Susie!

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