February 16th, 2006

I thought it was the Jesuits who said that.
–Wyeth

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In a surprise move today, Superior General of the Society of Jesus Peter Hans Kolvenbach released a statement decrying the depiction of the shadowy religious movement known as Opus Dei in the forthcoming film adaptation of “The DaVinci Code”.

      On behalf of the Society of Jesus, I ask Sony Pictures to prevent giving scandal by linking the character of “Brother Silas” to Opus Dei and to make him a Jesuit, as is only fitting and proper. For years, we of the Society have remained silent while these upstart punks have run around claiming to be the real power behind the Church. That changes today. Those Opus Dei hacks don’t know the first thing about being a global force of terror. Who do they think they are, stealing our PR?

We’ve been killing people and toppling governments for nearly five hundred years, son.

    Ooh, you own a big building in Manhattan. Like that’s supposed to impress us? Come back when you can do something really impressive, like control all the stolen gold and artwork of the Third Reich. Then we’ll talk!

Opus Dei Is For Pansies!

Father Kolvenbach then provided the Express with transcripts from a heretofore undisclosed Jesuit mole who runs the website called The Unhived Mind:

The Jesuits from the 4th Vow are the rulers of this planet and have been since 1846. They were formed by the first Black Pope Loyola properly addressed as The Superior General. He swore allegience to the Pope to help destroy their enemies and regain control of the world under one leadership again, which is Roman Catholic for now. Since 1540 they have been feared because the Jesuit Order is the most powerful society on Earth and this is how its kept control amongst what many call the elite. The Jesuits kill Popes which should easily show you their power. Many in the Vatican detest the Society of Jesus and its ways but quite frankly cannot do anything about it. Once the Pope was made the Infallible Prince that was it, the Jesuits gained control of all the governments etc. This created the final pyramid in order to gain full control, this is how the small rule the few. Popes hate being Infallible as it makes them subject to Rome! The Jesuits have all the knowledge and wealth most of which they steal. Just look at their 4th vow Oath and Instructions its terrible how they think and react. They remind me of Chameleons, the Jesuits change into their enemy in order to take over and destroy.

The Superior General of the Society of Jesus known as Peter Hans Kolvenbach he is the most powerful man on the planet in a singular sense. Of course he must be elected for the position so theres other Jesuits in the collective sense more powerful together. Think of it as a business with a CEO and a board of directors/owner! Kolvenbach is the head of all Masonry of which his order created. You will see Masonic elements in Jesuit documents etc such as the all seeing eye and sun worship. The white Pope is ruled by The Superior General as is all the rest such as Cardinal Bertie of the Sovereign Military of Malta and Opus Dei leaders and members.

That’s right, Opus Dei. The Jesuits PWN you. Well, you and the rest of planet Earth. Finally, Father Kolvenbach concluded with the following:

    To sum up, both Sony Pictures and Opus Dei had better sit down and shut up. Know your roles, people. If you’re thinking of defying the will of the Society, maybe you should talk to Princess Diana about how that plays out.
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